"High Anxiety, Higher Intelligence" Australian Shepherd Dog Tee
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$23.99
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A lightweight cotton tee that speaks to the anxious-but-brave soul who loves clever, slightly sardonic humor. The front features a detailed image of an alert Aussie with the words “HIGH ANXIETY” arched above and “HIGHER INTELLIGENCE” below — a wink to folks who wear their worry like a badge of honor and pair it with quiet smarts. The shirt drapes cleanly, with a crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort, and the soft ring-spun cotton keeps it breathable for all-day wear. Wear it on neighborhood walks, laid-back meetups, or during long, focused work sessions when a little self-aware humor lightens the load.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton; lightweight 153 g/m² for all-day comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label printing; pearlized tear-away label
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.