I Follow Directions (Mostly) T‑Shirt — Funny Aussie Tee
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$19.99
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This soft, lightweight tee puts a quiet smile into everyday moments. A clean black-and-white illustration of a patient dog sitting by a pair of human legs reads “I Follow Directions. Mostly.” — a small, wry reminder of companionship, gentle chaos, and the little compromises that make home feel like home. The smooth ring-spun cotton and tubular knit keep the shirt comfortable and flattering through repeated wear. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee and barefoot dogs at your feet, or layer it under a jacket for casual errands when you want to send a warm, understated message to other pet people.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp detail
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.